When John walked in at the beginning of TGG, how unbelievably absurd did the whole room feel to Mycroft? Like Sherlock is sitting there very obviously gay and bitter John won’t have sex with him, then John walks in very obviously frustrated that he tried and failed to have sex with Sarah because Sherlock won’t have sex with him, and then they’re both in the same flat ALL THE TIME wanting to get all over each other and they don’t, they *don’t,* not even after Mycroft did his damnedest to really sell that Sherlock is a super dangerous guy with a wild lifestyle and would probably marry John immediately, like… apparently John thinks Sherlock’s older brother kidnapped him and prodded at John’s sexuality and made multiple suggestions that John and Sherlock have an instant, red-hot connection because Sherlock is straight.
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That’s why Mycroft is always closing his eyes and sighing, it’s just too much watching all the letters crash illegibly into each other
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How much gay text is just flying off Sherlock at all times? I bet it looks like that old screensaver from The Matrix movies, just an endless scroll. Like does Mycroft have deduction-vision like Sherlock? When Sherlock does that leg motion, does the text say “wants a dick up his ass”? Has that happened so much over the years that Mycroft doesn’t even think about it? Like it’s been going on for decades so it’s just background noise now? I like to think about the painfully obvious deductions that go through Mycroft’s head at those times.
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This reminds me of the bit in TGG where Sherlock is talking to Mycroft and Sherlock is upset that John is at Sarah’s so Sherlock basically gives his violin bow a handjob